How can you tell when a fishing guide is in a bar?
Oh, he’ll let you know.
What does a fishing guide drive on a second date?
A u- haul truck.
( With apologies to the female members of the guiding world).
Can be good to eat. Long time client from Spokane followed these steps…
1. Bring your own cooler. Whitefish stink. All dead fish stink.
2. Clean at lunch. Put in buttermilk ziploc.
3. Rinse at home. Cure. Smoke.
4. Give to your guide for a tip.
5. Guide. Follow your degree path. That is the real tip!
12 Comments.
God doesn’t have a sunburn
No one’s tipping God.
Nvrmd.
Guides catch and release.
Guide…not God, I think that’s how it goes.
Keep the humor going!
If you run into God at the bar, he won’t tell you he’s God.
How can you tell when a fishing guide is in a bar?
Oh, he’ll let you know.
What does a fishing guide drive on a second date?
A u- haul truck.
( With apologies to the female members of the guiding world).
He also twitches a lot from dodging flies
meant twitches
God doesn’t get mosquito bites
Usual tourist angler question: Are whitefish any good to eat?
Guide: They are great smoked…but are hard to light.
Love the joke. A common one.
Can be good to eat. Long time client from Spokane followed these steps…
1. Bring your own cooler. Whitefish stink. All dead fish stink.
2. Clean at lunch. Put in buttermilk ziploc.
3. Rinse at home. Cure. Smoke.
4. Give to your guide for a tip.
5. Guide. Follow your degree path. That is the real tip!